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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 04:34

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
What are some sad truths about life?
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
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share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
What are some good fantasy books that contain aspects of magic in them?
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
How can I plan a zero-waste vacation without compromising on comfort?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
What are people discussing on BookTok?
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
Was Jimmy Carter a good President of the United States?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Nuts and Butts
What is your first experience having sex with older men?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
What might be the social consequences of an ethnic as opposed to a civic conception of the nation?